Cindy Jacobs is at her insane rambling again. This time she's pulling a Pat Robinson and saying that there will be punishment for America due to gay marriage or as she puts it "Recently in the United States we've had these Supreme Court decisions that are against biblical marriage and the Lord said to me, ‘duck your head, duck your head.’ I said, ‘oh God, duck my head?'" I'm sorry I didn't know you wanted to be a man property. Or that you wanted to be married to the man who killed your whole family during war. Or that you wanted to be worth less than the man you where forced to marry. My apologies, dear. Of course seeing that you are a female "prophet" I'm guessing you haven't read all of the bible. You might wanna put the "Holy Book" on your next summer reading list, Cindy.
But that ignorant ramble isn't why I'm writing today. It's because of what comes after that. After she states that the lord is going to "put a mark" on his followers (Better log into Twitter now so you get that mark!) she states that “. . .There’s a whole lot of shaking getting ready to happen.” And Jim Bakker adds in "A whooooole lotta shaking". Now that statement has me thinking. And laughing a little. Is she talking about Twerking? Is the world going to be shaken by twerkers? Is it the devils way of infecting our minds?! Making us think all those sinful thoughts of "How the hell is she. ." or "Dat booty"? Am I going to hell for just being in the same club as a twerker? I can almost hear Shirley Phelps yelling "Yesssss" now.
Lord forgive me for my ass shaking! I didn't mean to be so sexy. I'm not holy and I know it. Forgive me?
Now we all know that's bullshit but I had to go there. This is the woman who told anyone with Native American heritage to repent for the pagan sins of their ancestors. Do note she didn't tell white to repent for the genocide done to the Native Americans but I digress. From the things she has said I honestly don't see any of them better or worse than my twerking one. In fact I think I'd understand better if she was preaching against twerking rather than Native Americans and Homosexuals. Even as an Atheist I see the "sins" of the "dance move". Doesn't mean I would tell people not to do it just personally I wouldn't . . . or course as a woman with an ass the size of three year olds butt I don't think anyone would notice if I did.
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