The first this would be a perfect addition to the basket for that aunt who just loves to put Chick Tracts everywhere. By everywhere I mean everywhere. The bathroom at Walmart. The Christmas Stockings. Even the passenger seat of your car. I give you Unholy Joe. It's a Chick Track made by Atheist and depicts something that is much more likely to happen. It's about a man named Joe who loves to preach the joy of Atheism. He joins the army and preaching doesn't stop even though he gets the hell knocked out of him a few times. It's truly perfect for that annoying aunts basket. Simply save all the photos, print out, and stable those suckers!
The next little printout is for any family member who says "If God didn't make us then what did?" It's a "Where Did We Really Come From" booklet. I doubt they'll actually read it when they see it's about Atheism but maybe the flying spaghetti monster will move them to eventually glance through it.
The next few things are just photos you can use as cheap cards. All found on Bing Images.