We all know about the insane conservative woman with the closeted gay husband and who has intense migraines. But did you know that a member of the conservative Christian political consulting firm Strategy Group who was trying to send Bauchmann a head massager sent her a vibrator on "Accident". But you know she can still relieve those headaches with that since her husband wont do it for her.
Now this is the woman who said that if she became president her first act would be to ban porn. -Avoiding the obvious remark on how stupid and ridicules that is.- With that being said she wouldn't use the "pleasure device". Chances are when word reaches her about this her reaction will be that of schoolyard children when asked about cooties. "Ewwwww!" Unless it was Obama's "Magic wand" that someone needs to "give him a spanking and take it out of his hand" of course.
Full quote"[President Barack Obama] has a perpetual magic wand and nobody's given him a spanking yet and taken it out of his hand."
Sadly there is one problem. The vibrator did not reach her. It was intercepted by the Christian Group. The humor that would have happened if she was to open it and see the penis shaped object setting in the box . . . eyeing her; Whispering "Useeee meeeee."
This so wasn't and accident. No one messes up THAT bad. Lets be real. But on the other hand that sure as hell would help with her headaches.