We remember our dear troll friends from Christians Against Slipknot, right? Well since I've written that post on them they've sorta died down a little. Just now they are more clearly trolling which to me is a little shocking due to how loud they got in response to being called out as trolls.
Anyway who todays post on them will be about my personal favorite member, Carl Hanso. Hes the most out right troll member on the page just not as popular. He's a father, a christian, and an ex-metalist whose leg was saved from a bullet wound by a bible in his pocket. (How much truth there is in that will never be known but I feel very little exist.) He also is very defensive and is not afraid to comment rudely on things. Much like out of no where calling me a Buddhist. . . which I assume to him is an insult? But let's just get to the quotes! The following are my five favorite quotes. In no particular order.
2. "It's disheartening to know that so many people abuse the vocal chords The Lord bestowed upon them, for such evil."
It's also disheartening to know that so many people waste their days such as you do, Carl. Spreading lies isn't that bright darling.
3. "I now completely understand why we receive a lot of flak. No, it isn't because people think we have outdated and irrational values. It is in fact because you people envy us!"
This one made me giggle really hard. . . Much like the devil CAS would say. But the reason it did was cause what on earth is their to envy? Your ability to make people laugh at your stupidity?
4. "I've been metal-clean for months now, a huge achievement of mine, one I bear with pride."
All I can say is this: "One's pride will bring him low, but he who is lowly in spirit will obtain honor." -Proverbs 29:23
5. "The man behind her, is apparently the vocalist of Metallica, which Hilary confirmed to me."
This was a statement about Miley Cyrus recent performance with Robin Thicke. Who is now the vocalist of Metallica? What happened to James Hetfield? When did this horrible transition happen? Never. Clearly you shouldn't take your info from Hilary FoxNews Jackson.
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